It’s just hot air

Some prefer it surreptitious
Some like it with a bang
Some say sorry sorry
Some will just pretend

Sometimes a waft, sometimes a whiff
Sometimes sharp and tangy
For goodness’ sake, not in the lift
Though some like it in the blankie

A fanny toot, a mousie squeak
A stinker or a fart
Breaking wind, to let one rip
Can be considered quite an art

The queen does it, the babes do it
Your girlfriend does it too
It only gets real icky
If it’s mixed up with some poo

You know as well as I do
That it’s better out than in
So break away, enjoy the breeze
Being gassy’s not a sin!


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